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Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network

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God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia | Onion News Network

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Voters Warned Ballots Flushed Down Toilet Will No Longer Be Counted | Onion News Network

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JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children | Onion News Network

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Ballots Flushed Down Toilet Will No Longer Be Counted | Onion News Network

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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus

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Here's Why You're Wrong

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Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine

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Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking

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Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend

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Hobby Lobby Announces It Muslim Now

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Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilian

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Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort

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Onion Explains: The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

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Special Orders Chefs Hate The Most And Why

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Onion News Network - Coming To IFC January 2011

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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137 Covers The Ongoing Irsaeli-Palestinian Conflict

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ONN Exclusive: One-On-One Interview With God

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Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder

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AI Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless

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GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

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How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?

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Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner

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Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast